gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

goldenlady25:

New Blogpost Check it out!

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant) ←

My mom keeps texting me and I can’t even look at them without crying

smoothrayne:

welcometomotherworld:

rosalarian:

stacksofrats:

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

yeah this is actually how it goes

Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.

Would you say it resurfaces

periodically

get out

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

crazysexyfierce:

gettingintothefitnessbuisness:

excuse me but wHERE THE FUCK IS PLUTO?!

What is this palette and where can I get it???

Its from bh cosmetics

crazysexyfierce:

gettingintothefitnessbuisness:

excuse me but wHERE THE FUCK IS PLUTO?!

What is this palette and where can I get it???

Its from bh cosmetics

the-goddamazon:

bombiddi:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

awe.

I swear they was all like “DAAAAAAMN!!!”

kingkundalini:

😊😊😊

itsabbgundumbass:

Drake and Nicki shopping in the corner store vlog. Lmao. this is hilarious and cute.