things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

amemberoftheblackcommunity:

whitegirlsaintshit:

s1uts:

blackfemalepresident:

fabulazerstokill:

the-goddamazon:

dynastylnoire:

mercurialgurl:

x09:

abcnewsofficial:

Good

what u get

LMAOOO FUUUUCKKKKKKKK

keep playing with black people for views you are going to learn it’s not worth it.

COLD BLOODED

FUCK IT UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I watched it loop 8 times yesssssss

GOOD

"I gotchu my nigga."

Black solidarity over everything lol

daniellemertina:

porygonluva:

hi, so, uh

I assume a lot of people are hailing joan rivers as a feminist icon mainly because she opened comedy up to women through her standup

but, uh, unsurprisingly she was not the first to do that

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that’s moms mabley.  she was a comedian in the 20th century and was pretty much one of the few popular female comedians during that time.  she did a lot of things people were uncomfortable doing at that time, like incorporating talks about racism into her standup and such.  she was really popular

(psst she was even doing comedy before joan rivers was born)

she also inspired quite a few comedians you probably know about today like bill cosby and whoopi goldberg (whoopi even did a whole documentary on her because she was so enamored with her)

she was also a lesbian and did standup in androgynous clothing a lot of the time.  and she was african american.  makes you wonder why you’ve probably never heard of her before huh

so before you go give all the credit to joan rivers for getting women into comedy or being a feminist icon or whatever, remember moms mabley and her contributions too

LaWanda Page (Aunt Esther in Sanford & Son) was amazing as well! 


  • white person: *runs out of style and creativity*
  • white person: i wonder what the blacks are up to

il-tenore-regina:

howtobeterrell:

omg…omg..who is he?

OMG OMG OMG 

<33333333333333 

thegoddamazon:

tarynel:

chocolate-socrates:

longdicknojutsu:

b-itch-y:

lisa-bonet:

drillary:

White pornos be like..

LMAO 

😂

Deaddd

lmfao hell naw

LOL

Lololol

proper-superhero-shit:

YA MAN AIN’T EVER SEEN A BOOTY LIKE THIS

route126:

white people talking about their ethnicitiesimage

acrocalypse:

"I’m rich"

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Don’t make me go to college

ladyknucklesinshape:

sapphireseas:

I can’t do this. I’m so nervous. What if I get to class and I’m late, the teacher doesn’t like me for some weird reason or something else omg. To top things off, I’m driving myself to school which is a 35 minute drive and I just got my license and I barely know what I’m doing help help

imma need you to breathe. Leave 15 minutes early, read all the signs, use common sense, breathe some more. It’s the first week, profs are more lenient first 3 days. After that, you screwed. Breath.

Yes, Auntie LK. I’ll calm down.

strider-fatigue:

When I was in 3rd grade I thought I was straight because of the severe lack of discussion or representation of polysexuality in mainstream media as well as the lack of information given to kids about gender identity and sexual orientation.

Look, I’m just trying to learn new styles for my hair I’m not really interested in being nailed by jesus right now.

Look, I’m just trying to learn new styles for my hair I’m not really interested in being nailed by jesus right now.

theuppitynegras:

thegoddamazon:

sourcedumal:

theedjcagedbird:

maniacmusic:

kipsmitthesoutherngent:

sedusamedusa:

Civil Rice…

lmaooooo! 

MY GOD

LET FREEDOM ONION RINGS

LMMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

Lmfao. Possess no chill.

CIVIL RICE.

Black Twitter will fuck up your whole life.

^^^^

what did she think was going to happen